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13-05-2005, 10:24 AM
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Maybe Men will learn one day!

A man pinches his wife's bum and as he does, says to her
"You know, if you firmed this up, you could get rid of your girdle".
Rather annoyed, she decided to bite her tongue. Later that night in bed the husband squeezed her t*ts and said..
"You know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra!"
Absolutely fuming, she reached over, grabbed his d*ck and said...
"Well, you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milkman and your effing brother!!".


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13-05-2005, 05:36 PM
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14-05-2005, 09:46 AM
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Funny................
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14-05-2005, 10:26 AM
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:smt042 :smt042 :smt042
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14-05-2005, 11:39 AM
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14-05-2005, 07:55 PM
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OOOOOOOOOO Ouch!!!
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10-07-2005, 09:47 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhh lollollol lmao
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