Eileen - argh, it's been awful! Upstairs has been out of bounds until it's too late to do anything. I've made a good start today and I see you have done some too!

Helena - aw, that's nice of Dave to buy you a new car.

Lynn - yes, I made it out of the bedroom alive! It's not completely finished but I made a good start and threw out some stuff too!

The cottage looks fab - what a huge garden! If you buy it please can we come and launch our speedboat off your jetty? Seriously, I would love to live near water. Imagine owning your own jetty?

June - Yeah, we should sort the window out. It's very complicated - we are humming and haaing about extending or moving and if we extend, we're not sure how we would go so it's all in the lap of the Gods until we make a decison.

Love the area and the neighbours (next door are like Grandparents to the kids), it's great for Steve's job so he doesn't have to travel and the school but desperately need more space, a decent garden and a view would be nice, etc.

Jenny - did you mention WINE! I have some mangetout and salmon but I guess nobody really wants them.

What an earth is sticking out of the crocodiles mouth ... a finger?

shorts and t shirt (well vest actually) here

Hi LS I'm sure it will all get eaten and if not we can give it to the crocodile to eat.
Help yourself to the wine girls - I've just raided my OH's supply.

Crocodile looks stuffed with something already!

I have a bottle of Cava to add - it's been in the back of the cupboard since Michael's Christening though, so about two years, but I'm sure it's drinkable.

Your hamper sounds gawjus Sally probably safer to stick to your food - the more I look at the food I got of the internet the more disgusting it looks .... what are those long green thing .... any ideas?

You know there's wine called b..ch( a female dog! And another one called fat Bas....,I kid you not, couldn't believe it!! The female dog one is going down a treat

Won't he notice Jenny perhaps we should just drink half of each bottle and then top them up with water or ribena or something.

*looks momentarily shocked to the core at Eileen's statement, before realising that it's own mind at fault

Hahahahaa well you have got to do something!!!

I've got peanuts and maltesers

Lol, well I feel I am comfortably fat

I'm not pretending and carrot cake is too healthy! hehehe lets see if I can start another fight tonight

No I am naturally grey When I started to go grey I dyed it red but it's just not me!