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What is the last thing you do as you are getting into bed?


Answer


Take your feet off the floor

Two blondes one each side of a river. One calls out to the other "What is it like over there"?
The other blonde replies" I don't know you are over there".

What do you call a line of blonde women?

Answer
A wind tunnel

How do you confuse a blonde?

Answer

Stand her between two brunettes.

I saw an old Skoda doing 120 miles an hour, It was falling off a cliff edge at the time.

Blonde jokes... not funny. *laughs*

Notice I don't do religious jokes, although I know many, because I don't want to offend anyone

I'm sure it's possible for blonde people to be offended by blonde jokes. Note, I am black and not Albino, so if I were blonde, I'd be the one making the joke. (Everyone would and should laugh in that case)