Have you ever tried DING ?

Ok so what is Ding?

it is very easy to make. First put cold water into a cup and add coffee and milk and sugar if that is what you want.

Place it in a microwave and set the timer. when ready the microwave will DING

And there you have coffee DING. works the same with most drinks as well

So that is my tip for the day

We have one of those things that you fill with water,hit a switch and it boils the water for you Its called a kettle

Lacey that is not coffee DING

Yeah you're right,it's more like coffee click Ok I'll go make a coffee DING then

Have never tried coffee DING. Have, however, tried coffee BRRRRING! There is a large tasselled pull beside the fireplace in my study, when tea or coffee (or for that matter any other beverage) is required you just pull it twice, quite firmly. Way down in the kitchens, you can hear the BRRRRING! sound and not long after a drink of choice is served to you while you sit in comfort. You should try it!

Such a k*ob!!

Lol, poor old LG, he can't help being posh Lol

Should be careful with those microwave thingumybobs, TWeed. Rumour has it that the waves emitted cause some sort of brain damage, if one is subjected to them too often.
Probably make people tell really bad jokes and start very,very, peculiar threads. Take care - could be you!!lol!

How to tell when a chicken is cooked?

it is very easy, all you have to do is stuff popcorn in the rear end of the chicken and put it in the oven to cook. When ready the force of the popcorn should fire the chicken straight onto the waiting plate you are holding. Just make sure the oven door is open.

Now I have to look on the floor for the last brain cell I had