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tumbleweed
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14-02-2015, 10:31 PM

Back passage

Man went to see his DR with a very personal complaint.
The Dr said that he would not tell anyone but what was his problem

The man looked all around to see if anyone was in earshot, and then said he had been constipated for at least a week

Goodness said the Dr you better take these tablets 3 a day morning midday and evening for a week and put them up your back passage. After a week come and see me to see if they worked.

So a week later the man went back to the Dr who asked if the tablets worked.

No said the man and now I can't even open my back gate
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14-02-2015, 10:38 PM
Oh dear
Good to see the humour still there and not changed
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14-02-2015, 11:00 PM
Hahahahaha
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15-02-2015, 01:03 AM
One of those ones I had to reread
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15-02-2015, 10:33 AM
Looks like you've had a relapse TWeed.
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15-02-2015, 12:03 PM
very good lol
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15-02-2015, 12:06 PM
Excellent!!!! more please!!!
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