Yellow 24

A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry
mate, but you have yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns
your
blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live.
There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final
precious moments on earth."
So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that
evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.

He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £350, and then gets
any line and wins £3200.

He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid
comes up and he win a further £380,000.

The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen
you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full
house & the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."
"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got yellow
24."























"F**k me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well"!

Absolute cracker Tracie, I think I had that yellow24 once.

pmsl that's brilliant

ROTFL ...excellent

:smt044 :smt044 bril!

:smt005 :smt005

LOL

very good

:smt042 funny!!

Pmsl :smt043