Gender items.. just for chloe..

Items


If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you.
But what you may not know is that many have a gender. For
example.....

Freezer bags -
Male: because they hold everything in but you can see right
through them.

Photocopier
Female: because once turned off it takes a while to warm up.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed;
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tyre
Male: because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -
Male; because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire
under its ass and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -
Female; because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page -
Female, because they're always getting hit on.

London Underground -
Male; because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -
Female; because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer -
Male; because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's handy to have around.

Remote control -
Female ...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider..
It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right button to push, he keeps trying!


Geoff

and we keep getting left behind on the sofa while then men b*gger off to the pub

very good"!!!!!