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OMG can't believe someone could ask a question like that
Not surprised you haven't seen her for a long time
Originally Posted by scotbun1
Met a woman the other day that I haven't seen for years. She's a nosey Know-it-all. Her name is Cara and this is how the conversation went.
Cara: "
hiya Trace, haven't seen you for years. How're you doin', you're looking great. How's the gammy legs?"
Me: "Hi Cara, I'm doing ok and my legs are still gammy"
Cara: "
God you've fair put the weight on, eh?
Me: " aye, I've had a baby"
Cara:
"aw that's nice, what'd ye have?"
Me: " a wee boy, Michael"
Cara:
" when did ye huv 'im"
Me: " 12 years ago"
Well her face was a picture as I walked away. I nearly peed masel