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Robert
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07-06-2004, 05:16 PM

Would you marry again

WIFE: "Let me ask you a question.

HUSBAND: "Oh, Lord, let's not do this"

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do".

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: "OOPS."
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07-06-2004, 07:42 PM
can just imagine RK doing that!
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07-06-2004, 07:50 PM
ROFL
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07-06-2004, 08:01 PM
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08-06-2004, 12:17 PM
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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08-06-2004, 12:48 PM
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08-06-2004, 10:07 PM
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Thats not nice
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