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20-06-2005, 09:43 PM
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What a cheek

Met a woman the other day that I haven't seen for years. She's a nosey Know-it-all. Her name is Cara and this is how the conversation went.
Cara: " hiya Trace, haven't seen you for years. How're you doin', you're looking great. How's the gammy legs?"
Me: "Hi Cara, I'm doing ok and my legs are still gammy"
Cara: " God you've fair put the weight on, eh?
Me: " aye, I've had a baby"
Cara: "aw that's nice, what'd ye have?"
Me: " a wee boy, Michael"
Cara: " when did ye huv 'im"
Me: " 12 years ago"

Well her face was a picture as I walked away. I nearly peed masel
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20-06-2005, 09:46 PM
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I presume tact and manners are not her strongest points...
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20-06-2005, 09:49 PM
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Lmao, thats such a great reply!!
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20-06-2005, 10:08 PM
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wow like the reply you gave her loved to of seen her face
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20-06-2005, 10:16 PM
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Tracie I can imagine the look on her face :smt042
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20-06-2005, 10:19 PM
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lol I bet her face was a picture
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20-06-2005, 10:22 PM
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Good one!
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20-06-2005, 10:25 PM
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Brill!!!
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20-06-2005, 11:36 PM
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Good one!
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20-06-2005, 11:40 PM
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