Boxer Pledge (applies to all dogs though)

My Pledge

I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it
I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells.
The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,etc.
I will not eat other animal's poop.
I will not lick my human's face after eating other animal's poop.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
I will not chew crayons or pens, 'especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am haemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it is raining outside.
I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
I will not play tug-o-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
I do not need to stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I must shake the rainwater off my fur and wipe my feet BEFORE entering the house.
If I should break this pledge, please remember what your pledge is to me....I forgive you

lol very funny carole

and very true

:smt042 :smt042 :smt023

very good now how do i teach him to read?

Good one Caz!!

good 1

He he good one Carole