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28-09-2005, 11:46 PM
#1

Joke for today Thursday

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said,- "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please."

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."

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29-09-2005, 06:16 AM
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Another good one Fred.
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29-09-2005, 06:38 AM
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thats good
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29-09-2005, 07:02 AM
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:smt044:smt044:smt044 great one, Fred
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