a naked man who said to him........

"I think the toilet needs a new ballcock"

to breaj the curse you must toss the jade monkey into the DW castle moat, with the help of at least 2 DW members, Captain Slugger looked lost and asked "what Jade monkey?" the naked man replied the jade monkey which had been hidden in the bowels of the DW castle by Azz and his moderator servants, to find the monkey you must...

....bend over further while....

being beaten around the face with a feather duster, and then u must throw the jade monkey into........

the well withint the secret garden of DW castle where the llittle cottage belonging to Het and her brood of animals, to throw the Jade Monkey into the well you must....

first bend over...

(seems to be a theme?)

Graeme

...mentally prepare and aim well....

and try to throw it as quietly as you can, otherwise het and her brood of pets will take you into their lair, you will have no espace if you do not throw the jade monkey correctly, capatain slugger pondered for a few moments and dubiouslly agreed, and with that he left the DW castle for the DW gardens, but as he reached the great doors out from the shadows stepped ShadowBoxer and Minihaha who...

, armed with swords of steel and looking stern, demanded ...