A little story

i know its been done before but we have a fair few new members so it could be fun to make another stry.
One person puts a maximum of 1 paragraph of the tale in and the next person has to carry it on and so on and so on for example:
Poster 1: i ate pie
it was apple,
poster 2: it tasted like,
very foul sugar

Do you get the idea?
Right i'll start


It was a dark and blustery night at the DW castle, every member was silently asleep in their rooms with their doglets. Every light was out, with the exception of the private study, the lights in this room were dim but as the lightning struck the weather vane on the roof of the east tower of the DW castle, as it did so it illuminated the a figure standing by the PC desk, the person was.......

.....gay? (in the old-fashioned sense, of course )

You could tell by the way they were....

Graeme

laughing and bending over the

......way he was taught to......

by a person none other than...

Captain Slugger of the Good Ship Venus. Captain Slugger was a...

Graeme

Huge being who had steely eyes, he had a reputation for being....

Hulk of a man with half his leg missing

Mo

He was always legless...

Graeme