I'd say your car is divine retribution even the car manufacturers hate you :lol

The only third world here is the tiny bigoted one you frequent ,

Your an obnoxious back water hic that has no understanding of a civilised world , my bet is landrover stitched you up good and proper delibratly

My suggestion to you is , go did yourself a Bunker seal yourself in with that e.collor round your neck, and give the remote to landrover with plenty of charge in it.

Gucci, my daughter's chihuahua, is an absolute nightmare too when having his claws clipped! He screams blue murder and turns into Hannibal Lecter - all snapping teeth, foam, froth and anger!! Holly wraps him up tightly in a tea towel - he looks just like ET!! - and cuts them, totally ignoring the dentistry and the noise!

Ben used to be an absolute nightmare - you had to count your digits after doing anything to him - but now at last he has learned to trust us and is a sweetheart! He doesn't like Gucci because he's a cocky little shit - tried to lick Ben's plates in the dishwasher!! Result was Gucci disappeared inside Ben's mouth amongst much shrieking and hysteria from Gucci, and savage snarls from Ben, only to emerge totally unharmed and unmarked but very very wet with saliva!! He then spent the rest of the day quivering in our long meadow grass and looking pathetic!! Next day he was back doing the same thing - Ben is currently muzzled because he is blowing his coat and keeps trying to eat it - Gucci bounces back but never learns his lesson!!

- I already have, and commented on it to you. You don't spell curb "curb", it is spelt "kerb". The language you speak is ENGLISH and us English spell it "kerb".

O gosh!! So you DO own a Land Rover Evoque!! I don't believe you - there is no such thing as a Land Rover Evoque, it is a RANGE ROVER Evoque - on the bonnet in large letters there are shiny chrome letters with double spacing between the letters that say "R A N G E R O V E R" ... IF you truly own a Range Rover Evoque, then it will say Range Rover on your bonnet!

They fetch a high price - in this country a 2013 Range Rover Evoque with a very high mileage markets at around £20,000 - not sure how that equates in US dollars, but around $30,000.

I'm curious - if you hate anything British NickyAnn, what on earth persuaded you to buy a Range Rover - a vehicle manufactured in GB?

Gucci only weighs a couple of kilos and yet is an absolute nightmare when it comes to claw cutting! It is amazing how strong little dogs are. It is much easier to control a large dog - with Ben I used to sit astride him with my back to his head so that at the very worst he would bite my bum!! He never did, but it gave me peace of mind!!

If I sat on poor little Gucci, I would crush him to death in 2 seconds flat!!

At least she hasn't referred to me as Kid, Dude or Son!!!

I bet the world's leading Centre of Finance - The City (of London) - would just LOVE to know that we are a third world country!! Cracked me up, that did!

Oh Syd was a dream just used to lay there while I dremmeled his claws, he'd fall asleep and let me do them all. I do think people under estimate the strength and tenacity of small dogs. Syd was 46 kgs and a dream dog, Phoenix is 7kgs and she's lovely until you try to cut her claws or clean her ears and of course her claws grow at an alarming rate, Diesels have never been trimmed he either wears them down naturally or they're extremely slow growing.
My son wrapped Phoenix in a bath towel and held her still with just one leg out of the towel while I trimmed her claw, she didn't even notice when the claw was cut. She then came and sat on the back of the sofa with her chin on my shoulder and licked my cheek.

A-a-a-a-h - how sweet. I do love dogs, they're g-r-r-r-r-eat!!!