Dogs can be dangerous

Well some SBT's can

My friend was late arriving today (we are working together on our exam) so I rang her to see if she was OK.....she was but she was just coming out of A&E

Naturally I asked what happened and she said ''well it started raining and I thought S**t the washing, ran to get it, went a**e over tip over the dog (SBT) he yelped I tried to hold my weight off him fell down the steps and have

1) sprained ankle
2) a broken finger
3) a chipped rib
4) a smacked up face

My reply.......how's the dog!!!!!!!!

My friend replied......... '''F*** the bloody dog, he thought I was playing after I landed and jumped all over me'''

Im sorry I was laughing so much I got stitch........and to top off my laughing, her washing is still out on the line

That is so funny, not for your friend though. lol.

Yes I agree those SBT's can be very dangerous. I've nearly broke my neck falling over Coles.

Thanks for posting. I can't stop laughing. Don't tell your friend though.

She reckons when she see's me Monday she is going to give me a slap for laughing so much, I said that she had brightened my day ..... I nearly wet myself laughing

Ouch!!!

But I can't laugh I too have fallen over dogs just to get the washing off the line!

I actually laughed out loud at that! Your poor friend though!

thankfully mine is in the dryer LOL
I know.............but it tickled my sense of humour, especially when she said...the bloody washing is still out soaking wet now

that's exactly how mine would react to me rolling around the floor in agony WOW what game is this?!

so would mine...so I have learnt from past experience

The only question any civilised person would ask (but I can see how your friend might not think so.)

No never done that (get the washing off the line I mean ) but have fallen over our two lumps many times, and when I broke my leg I was walking them on lead (But it was my c**p trainers that were the cause not the dogs)

Brilliant! I love the irony of the story and I would've laughed too (unless they were severly hurt of course ). Bless her, washing still wet