Good morning all!

Morning all

No work for Baz today, but I’m determined to look on the bright side. This means:

He will walk the dogs;
He will cook the dinner;
He will be with them all day so I can stay at work….. (sorry, that “bright” side just dimmed a bit…..)

I wouldn’t mind him being home, just need the dosh…… perhaps he could sell his body?

On second thoughts……..

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem (bit rude):
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Morning Vicki, morning all. Sorry to hear Baz has no work Vicki,. Hope it picks up for him.
Have no idea what I'm heading into work to today as the virus is still rampaging round the network. Oh well, deep breaths! Have a good Monday everyone.

Morning Cuz, loved the gem xxxx


Sorry to hear Baz has no work, but as you say every cloud has a silver lining.

Well loads planned for today, starting with housework, and finishing with allotment....with the inbetween jobs so lets hope it all goes to plan xxxx

Morning All..........Elianeb remember today is another hun, hope Poppy is good today

Morning Shane xxxxxxxxx

Morning J

Morning Steph

morning
not very happy today. lost it totally with dan last night as my phone went missing - he has just 'found' it. realised how much i rely on my phone to keep in touch with people.

sorry baz hasnt got any work again.

sue

Morning Vicki, morning all. Wet here today so Ollie is stiffer than usual roll on the warm dry weather.
Sorry to hear Baz has no work Vicki, I hope it picks up soon for you.
Good luck Jackie. Hope everything you have planned goes to plan steph. Hope you feel better soon Sue.
at todays gem, have a good day all.

Morning Vicki, morning all

Sorry to hear Baz has no work today

Hope you all have a good one

Christine

Morning Sue - thanks hon x

Morning Lynn - thanks hon x

Morning Christine - thanks hon x

Morning all

Fudge came downstairs and was sick....bile only so need to keep an eye on her. I am shattered as i woke at 4 a.m and was awake till 6.30. I should have got up but fell back asleep and so now feel even more awful.I am hoping for a nap latwer builders dependent.

I hope everyone has a good day.

Morning Vicki Morning All

Dry cloudy start to the day here, have to wait for the guys to come and clear all the rubbish from the drive, then I'm out with the boys - probably to the beach.

Attacked the garden this weekend, and it's looking pretty smart if not sparce.

Have a good day all x