The Naked Marathon

Subject: NAKED MARATHON




> A woman was having an affair during the day while
> her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her
> boyfriend when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.
>
> She yelled at the boyfriend, "Hurry! Grab your
> clothes and jump out the window; my husband's home early!"
>
> The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I
> can't jump out the
> Window! It's raining like hell out there!"
>
> She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll
> kill us both!"
>
> So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the
> window!
>
> As he began running down the street, he discovered
> he had run right in the middle of a town marathon, so he started
> running along beside the others. Being naked, with his clothes
> tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.
>
> One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in
> the nude?"
>
> He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh, yes, it
> feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are
> running."
> The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you
> always run
> Carrying your clothes on your arm?"
>
> The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that
> way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my
> car to go home!"
>
> The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom
> when you run?"
>
> His reply: "Only if it's raining!"




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He he he i liked that one never thought that would be the punch line

lol! v. funny!

Excellent!

PMSL at that Eunice!!!

Glad you all enjoyed this one and if you want more laughs have a look at the NHS and the Credit Crunch one's.

I thought the punch line was priceless.