Looks like you just qualified for your Master's in Stating the Bleedin' Obvious. Seems though you hit a nerve. Tee-Hee!

Evening Hobbit - Wondered where you'd got to? You'll soon rally and be up to your eyeballs in selotape, ribbons bows and unspeakably gaudy paper (as it should be!) Just try not to get yourself too weak from the exertions - you want to be fit and well for your xmas turkey!!!!!!LOL!

oh Gordon, don't upset her like that, you know she doesn't eat meat

Well 'tis past the witching hour and I must get the dogs out and then off to bed for your Northern Correspondent after a lively and enjoyable (generally) day! Goodnight All see you tomorrow.

Always ready me Like an ever ready battery And I don't do gawdy paper Very particular about my wrapping Think you'll get loads of brownie points now with all those lovely gifts you purchased?You might even get EXTRA helpings of Turkey

June - Is there anybody about - No!...........Good! When I said turkey - I didn't mean turkey - I meant TURKEY - You know what I mean - Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink! Say no more!

It's persisting down and its bin day tomorrow so got a bin liner to take to the bin, which is now at the bottom of the lane awaiting the bin mens attentions tomorrow early doors. Last bin collection till early January so have been merciless in getting rid of anything that may be no longer of any use.Girly brekkies done. Very gentlemanly action there Gordon, very few of you about nowadays and a lovely thought, bet you made her day! Ooooh Gordon, you ARE Norty lol

Please believe me Eileen when I say that with what I got today I am likely to be getting more turkey than any sane man would reasonably expect or demand. Truth to tell, could get to the point where I became a veggie too! NOT! Goodnight!

OMG,the man is obsessed!!

I suppose he's got to have a hobby otherwise he'd be under the Mem's feet all day and she won't be having none of that