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31-08-2007, 07:22 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day. After being served a fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.The Englishman pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
The Scotsman simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, eyes wide with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
"SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU B******!!!"
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31-08-2007, 07:30 PM
Originally Posted by Vicki 
Hmmmmm.
Stereotypically, shouldn't it be the scot who tells the fly to spit it out?
No offence.......
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31-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Originally Posted by Stormey
I guess it was because it was Guinness, any other booze and it would be the scot who was angry.
Handy though - you can change it to insult either.......
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31-08-2007, 07:40 PM
Originally Posted by Vicki
Oh yes (doh)
Handy though - you can change it to insult either.......
The barman says "what's this, some kind of joke"
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