Christmas Jokes and other jokes

I hope this is in the right place feel free to move it if it isn't. I thought with the weather being so rubbish everyone might need some cheery jokes which came with my advent calender (yes I did buy myself one )

Here it goes with the bad jokes enjoy.

Sally
What does father Christams suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!


How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!

What's white and goes up?
A confused snowman!

How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla!

What sort of sentence would you get if you broke the laws of gravity?
a suspended one!

Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one!

What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?
Where's popcorn!

What's santa's wife called?
Mary Christmas!

What has 22 legs and two wings but can't fly?
a football team!

How do witches tell the time?
with a witch-watch!

What kind of paper likes music?
rapping paper!

What song does Cinerella sing as she wait four months for her photos to come back from the chemist?
Some day my prints will come!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frost bite!

Who delivers cats and dogs Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
a mince spy!

What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet!

What is santa favourtie pizza?
one that is deep pan, crisp and even!

Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank?
to check his balance!

What do you call just married spiders?
Newly-webs!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
icebergers!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decoration?
Tinsilitis!

Wht do you get if you cross a hen with an alarm clock?
an alarm cluck!

feel free to add your christmas and other joke to this thread.

Lol very good Sally