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12-06-2006, 01:20 PM
i hope this joke is ok 4 dogweb
> the dining room table:
> To My Dear Wife,
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
> 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
> value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
> that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
> the evening with my
> 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset
> - I shall be back home before midnight."
>
> When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
> on the dining room table:
> My Dear Husband,
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
> 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind youthat
> you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
> local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this,
> Iwill be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
> also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your
> secretary, is
18
> years old.
>
> As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math,
> you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
> one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into18.
>
> Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."
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