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13-06-2005, 11:39 AM
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?....fertilised or unfertilised?
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13-06-2005, 11:45 AM
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'Is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven'

Needless to say, he got knocked down that ladder pretty fast
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13-06-2005, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Het
You don't get many of those to the pound!! guess what they meant?


That you had big feet
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13-06-2005, 12:02 PM
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That you had big feet
......or hands
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13-06-2005, 12:12 PM
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Now no laffing! I got this one once of a bloke. "You have beautiful eyes, your pretty, but you would be absolutely stunning if you bothered to lose some weight!"

Never found if it was a chat up line, couldnt be bothered chasing the ambulance after I knocked him out.
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13-06-2005, 06:13 PM
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Some random bloke came over to my mate and said " your really fat"

She replied "I may be fat but at least I can lose it if I want..your stuck with that face forever"
Needless to say he he had no reply to that and made a sharp exit
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13-06-2005, 08:31 PM
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what you all like.....................i wonder what the younger gen use in the clubs today?
the old ones or anything new or at least more original!
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13-06-2005, 08:45 PM
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me and sue were once queueing up to get in a club and a bouncer said "nice dress sal but is it cold outside!!!!!!" I nealry died of embarrassment . and it takes a lot to make me blush
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13-06-2005, 08:47 PM
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as we already know............or at least the oldies do...
what did you do invite him back for coco.
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13-06-2005, 08:50 PM
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OH's not usually one for words but must say he did excell himself when he first chatted me up....
he is a biker and he gave me a lift on his motorbike(knew him as a friend) down town.We stopped at a juction and he said....I'VE FINALLY GOT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND I'M FACING THE WRONG WAY
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