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10-06-2005, 07:29 AM

Worst/best chat up line?

When I worked in a pub ( a few years ago LOL ) a guy came up to the bar to order some drinks. After I'd given him his order he turned to me and said.... My god your ugly! I said exuse me, thinking I had picked him up wrong. He said now I've insulted you, can I buy you a drink to make up for it? I told him I didn't drink LOL what a porky.
What was your best or worst pick up line?
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10-06-2005, 07:33 AM
That sounds like the sort of thing I would say

When I first met Aileen I asked "With that hair you've got to be a lesbian right?"

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10-06-2005, 07:34 AM
Oh Your naughty!!
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10-06-2005, 07:45 AM
"I would consider it to be a pleasure and a privilege to be allowed to oil the wheels of your Zimmer" JOKE

Chat up lines are lost in the mists of time I'm afraid
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10-06-2005, 08:41 AM
the worst was Nice T**s, so charming, i of course fell for him NOT
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10-06-2005, 08:44 AM
Maybe he was a bird watcher?

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11-06-2005, 03:17 PM
Originally Posted by Graeme
Maybe he was a bird watcher?

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Lmao of graeme lol!! im sure he was
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11-06-2005, 03:40 PM
My name' s Gary and my mum says I'm special, would you like to be this specials friend?
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11-06-2005, 03:44 PM
oh lol scotbun, thats funny!

the best i had was some man shouting gem, gem, gem really loud, i just carried on walking then he stoped me and said look i found a gem!!! awww but he turned out to be a total fool in the end! but i did think that was nice!
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11-06-2005, 03:46 PM
oh your clothes would look great on my floor,
wets finger wipes on to jumper now let me help you out of them wet clothes
are you tired? you have been running around my mind since i 1st saw you
you name it ive heard it lol
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