lady translations

LADY TRANSLATIONS

The lady says: You want
The lady means: You want

The lady says: We need
The lady means: I want

The lady says: It's your decision
The lady means: The correct decision should be obvious

The lady says: Do what you want
The lady means: You'll pay for this later

The lady says: We need to talk
The lady means: I need to complain

The lady says: Sure... go ahead
The lady means: I don't want you to

The lady says: I'n not upset
The lady means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The lady says: You're ... so manly
The lady means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The lady says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The lady means: I have flabby thighs.

The lady says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The lady means: I want a new house.

The lady says: I want new curtains.
The lady means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The lady says: I need wedding shoes.
The lady means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The lady says: Hang the picture there
The lady means: No, I mean hang it there!

The lady says: I heard a noise
The lady means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The lady says: Do you love me?
The lady means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The lady says: How much do you love me?
The lady means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The lady says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The lady means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The lady says: Am I fat?
The lady means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The lady says: You have to learn to communicate.
The lady means: Just agree with me.

The lady says: Are you listening to me?
The lady means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The lady says: Yes
The lady means: No

The lady says: No
The lady means: No

The lady says: Maybe
The lady means: No

The lady says: I'm sorry
The lady means: You'll be sorry

The lady says: Do you like this recipe?
The lady means: You better get used to it

The lady says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The lady means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The lady says: Was that the baby?
The lady means: Get out of bed and walk him

The lady says: I'm not yelling!
The lady means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The lady says: The same old thing.
The lady means: Nothing.

The lady says: Nothing.
The lady means: Everything.

The lady says: Nothing, really.
The lady means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The lady says: I don't want to talk about it.
The lady means: I'm still building up steam.

Too true Jackie :smt003

ROFL !!! very true

pmsl

How do you know my OH??? LOL!!!

rob