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Embarressing episode in Asda
After much coughing and spluttering from the doglets last night due to Kennel cough, Stu decided to pop up to the pharmacy in the local Asda and buy some Benylin. I was crying laughing when he got back and told me what happened
This is how the conversation went -
Stu: Hi Id like some Benylin please- the one for children or
babies
Assistant: How old is the child sir?
Stu: Well its not for a child- its for the dog
Assistant: The dog?
Stu: Yeah
Assistant: Its not for dogs sir
Stu: I know
Assistant: So why are you trying to buy it for the dog?
Stu: He has a cough
Assistant: But its for children
Stu: I know!
Assistant: Hang on sir I will have to see the pharmacist
(she then proceeds to go into the back and discuss
the matter with the pharmacist)
Assistant: Im sorry sir- the pharmacist says we are unable to
recommend it for dogs
Stu: I dont want you to recommend it to me - I just want to BUY it
Assistant: But its not for dogs sir
Stu: Ok Its for my child
Assistant: You said it was for your dog
Stu: No its for my child
at this point the lady behind in the queue chirps in and says
"You said it was for your dog"
Stu: Excuse me this conversation is nothing to do with you
Assistant: Is it for your child or your dog?
Stu: Its for my child
Assistant: How old is the child sir?
Stu: Erm.... five - can I have the Benylin please - Im in a
hurry
At this point she wraps it up while looking at him very oddly
I cried buckets when he got home and told me :smt005
Can just imagine the conversation between the assistant and the lady in the queue when he left :smt005