I used to work in a bar at nights as well, we used to hear them all.

'Heres 10p, go ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight' was popular for a while
and the pub sold real ales with various guest beers, I used to dread the weeks when we had Old Legover on!!!
Used to make a lot in tips though

I used to work in a club and one guy came over and said to me 'Hi, do you come here often?' That has to be the stupidest chat up line for someone who's working behind the bar!!!

I got that one as well Jessica, DOH!!!! but I once had this really cute Irish bloke say it to me and it was really funny, I think it was the accent!!

"If i told you you had a wonderfull body, would you hold it against me...." :smt062

hows these ones
do you sleep on you stomic no, well do you mind if i do
you eyes are like spanners because every time i look into them my nuts tighten
i have loads more crap ones i used to read the viz and sid the sexist was my favorit

I heard the one where someone come up to you and put their hand in your glass gets out the ice, throws it on the floor then stamps of it and says 'well now ive broken the ice, let me get you another drink'



Sarah xxxx

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock!

You don't get many of those to the pound!! guess what they meant?

okaaaaay riiiiiiiiiiiiiiite strange chat-up lines obviously i've never been chatted up......