Doesn't matter if your seller is available or not today, Helena. Provided she's given the go ahead, it's just paperwork between solicitors. That can take a bit of time so don't panic just yet .

You'll get that call soon!! I'm sure you will x

Just woken up and feel a bit better now, until I came and saw no e-mails, no messages, nuffink yet again and it was 4 o'clock!

Just spoke to Dave, he's just spoken with our solicitor who says it's all ready to go Errrrm excuse me, that was 10.30 this morning I got told that though????? Just a small endorsement on the contract about this strange "on or up to the 11" bit, just so that she makes sure, when completion day arrives, she won't be getting our money if she's still sitting in it, surrounded by all the furniture (even if she is hanging by a large piece of rope from the ceiling)! Grandma do you have one of those very large guns!!!!!!!

She said she will ring him back in an hour when it should all be done Deja vous 'ere of Friday!!!!!!

Now he's pulling his hair out coz he's trying to run a business inbetween!!!!

I am sure it will all work out let them all get on with it.

And if that does not work go round and smack her with a wet fish.

Sending my friend straight round...

LOL, now you're talking grandma, he'll do just nicely thanks!!!! I hope he has a good aim!!!!

At last.............ALL DONE!!!!! Talk about cutting it fine, but then I told you that would happen didn't I, same as Friday 22 mins past 5!!!!! Now I gotta go and insure it in case she decides to set it on fire, coz she really, really doesn't want us to have it, but I expect you've gathered that by now!!!

The agent has offered me a job lol!!!!!!

Thanks for getting me through yet another trauma, the next one will be completion day I suppose, but I'm not bothered about that now, we've always got the van, and I've cancelled 2 people's holidays now They're gonna love me aren't they!!!!

Well done!!!

Hands over a glass of the best virtual champagne and nibbles

Oh phew. I am so pleased to be reading this news.

If she does anything to jepordise this now she is gonna pay big time financially. Your solicitors will sue the pants off her.

Congratulations! So you get the keys on the 11th then? Bet you can't wait

CHEERS Chris!!!! Don't mind if I do!!!! xxxxxxx

Lovely Grandma.xxxxxxxxxxx

Oh Yes, won't she just!!!! She is still mailing me, saying that her blackberry tells her we have exchanged 145 e-mails since the 4th March No wonder she's stressed me out so much!!! She says she has deleted my number and wants it again to celebrate with me, but I'm not gonna buy that thanks!!! Now I must organise my phone and broadband with Sky......... Thanks Lynn.xxxxxxx

Thanks Natalie.xxxxxxxx