The Purina Diet.

Im sorry i found this on another forum and nearly wet myself laughing,so i had to post it here.It isn't exactly a joke,but it is hilarious in my opinion.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Purina Diet
I have a Labrador retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina at
tesco, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete.
So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

The tall heavy man who was slurping on a coke proceeded to blow it out his nose.

aww thats brilliant sure made me laugh

Wonderful......

oh yeah oh yeah

Lol Lol Very Good