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Good morning everyone !
Morning all,
Another nice dry one here – not that I’ve had first hand experience, you understand, but I can see into the garden
– Baz took the dogs this morning as he was up before me and I got their breakfast ready. The wind is quite strong, so although the temperature doesn’t feel too bad, it drops several degrees when the wind gusts.
Off out for lunch today – probably Nando’s which we both like. The real reason for going there, though, is to buy some Peri Peri sauce so I can make my own. Mine is much nicer
. Tesco’s sell the hot one, but I’m a wuss and need the medium
We’ll probably have a quick nosey around the sales too.
Have a great Sunday everyone, whatever you’re up to, and stay safe
Today’s gem:
Three guys --- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Aussie are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is a total of three wishes. Abracadabra! " says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was for ever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state. Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Aussie says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5,000 metres high, 500 metres thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; - it's impenetrable."
The Aussie smiles and says with a grin "Fill it with water please."