Do your own GRIFFSTER,its so easy.I'm wax happy me

That's not like you Griff - surely you have a Flymo. Could do it yourself and save a small fortune! lol !
Hope the meeting went well for your Mum, save you having to take the Black and Decker to someone's kneecaps.
Eileen - How could you suggest that I have had my Ego Altered, also feel sure I have pointed out before that there is very little chance of them making a LBD to fit me! Would require more of a Big Black Tent really! While we're at it can you recommend a catalogue that has size 12 stilletoes?

I'm in stitches at the flymo
You do not have size 12 feet LG,don't flatter yourself

Why on earth would I lie about the size of my feet. Also as opposed to flattery it's plain awkward getting good footwear and you never find the larger sizes in the sale or "on offer". To complete the foot misery my feet are also very wide (bit like a duck to be honest) this of course complicates matters further.

You'll be telling me they are webbed next Not buying it probably a size 6

Oddly enough the 2nd and 3rd toe on each foot are webbed halfway down their length. How did you know?
A size 6 would be vastly entertaining for everyone except me! Such tiny feet on a creature of my size and I would be teetering about and in constant danger of falling on my backside! It's not only my feet - my hands are big enough to be able to pick a full size rugby ball in one hand - measuring across the back of my knuckles it is exactly five and threequarter inches from side to side! Us Orcs are a touch on the chunky side!

Lol...bloody flymo indeed, as for attempting it myself....hell no, my ladt attempt resulted in blood, bruises and skin in tatters, swear i thought i was going to have to go to a&e...some jobs are best left to the professionals Lol
Aaaaahhhh big feet, my uncle had size 13's and he had to live in army boots and dr martens...luckily last time i had to take shoes to prison for him i found some nike trainers in his size

Ha ha, that is an awesome image Gordon

Beginning to sound like a basketball player now We need a pic

Evening
Been watching Eastenders and then Death in Paradise and then Eastenders again, Enders was brill won't say anything else in case some folks got to watch it yet
Of out with Hubby in the morning, don't know where yet, will decide in morning
Off to bed shortly just finishing my last cuppa