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14-05-2005, 05:19 PM
Stupid Questions
Can you freeze anti-freeze?Do you ever wonder if stupid people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Do blondes really know that they have more fun?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Would the world be a happier place if skipping were more common than walking?
Why do flies fly?
Where is this mysterious place called "on the side" that only women see?
Why do you always push a door when it says pull and pull it when it says push?
If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
When a monkey f**ts, does it smell like bananas?
If I'm not a hypochondriac but think I am, does that make me a hypochondriac ?
Where does the white go when snow melts?
Exactly where is the road less traveled?
If A tree falls when no one's around do the other trees make fun of it?
What is a male ladybird called?
If pants are called a "pair of pants", why aren't bras?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why are they called houseflys if they are not pets?
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