TW,"lady of the lake or ruler of the river"??? That's a bit confusing is it a lake or a river?If you're the queen you need to know these things,you may lose " my rock" if this gets out

Its a river Eileen

You shoulda gone to SpecSavers

It's no good..........8 pages is just too flipping long I assume that if anything major has happened to anyone someone will prod me!

Hello Pamela - I have arrived. The ONLY sane and normal one in this thread, but I am an evening person so you will just have to suffer the nonsense of everyone else during the day

Had the grandsproglet all day today which was somewhat of a trial because he is so energetic, but I have to say that he behaved beautifully. Let's just hope that this trend continues throughout the school holidays.

Not sure how long I will leave the laptop on - will probably turn it off on a regular basis to let it cool down.

Sally, I was just thinking.Any newbie coming on here may be forgiven for thinking this is a forum for nut jobs!! Its pretty bad during the day but defo in the evenings it gets worse You sane??? Grandson is a grandsproglet

Lol, you must admit it looked a bit suspicious!

Thank you everyone for the compliments, I will pass them on to Abbie when she gets home tomorrow

OH Nippy.........please add my compliments to those already posted. Also Jimmi sends his best girlfriend his most sincere love; he's not up to cuddles I'm afraid cos he's too flipping hot

Eileen, how very dare you!! I am as sane as sane can be
*sticks laptop in bowl of iced water in an attempt to cool it down

mmm Sally, thats a baaaad move, they don't do well in water, or in any other type of liquid, in case you were thinking of giving it a snifter....

Sally,

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