Don't pretend you're all posh with your cello!
I play the violin you know!
*hides the washboard she was about to start strumming behind the couch*

Friends let us join together!
With a smile or with a frown.
For couches must be leather...
and Anything But Brown!

No faun, no taupe, no sand
No deep old choc'late brown
No sepia as in the light
No Brown! You’ll hear us bellow!

We welcome all the hues,
From red, to white to yellow
But please don’t make us choose
A brown - you'll hear us bellow!

So if you feel the need
To join our little band
Just go and do the deed
And get down to the Land (of Leather lol)

*cue Alex with a solo on the spoons*

So….Friends let us join together!
With a smile or with a frown.
For couches must be leather...
And Anything But Brown!

…..though still squidgy!

*bows*

but we like brown !!!!!!!!!!

Oi! You..... you..... plagiarist you!

*stomps foot*

How dare you pinch our traditional ditty for your own evil gain!

tut tut eh some people will anything eh Becky

go brown go brown

Even dogs like brown!...

Poor Tonto.... can't you see the faraway look in his eye?

- he's dreaming of Anything But Brown

That looks lovely very posh love the colour

Rubbish!

'Mummy, please let me onto that gorgeous squishy BROWN leather couch?'''....




'She won't let me on, therefore I will just have to make do with a sniff of this lovely BROWN leather footstool..... at least it's not green '...