Yes I know that, still think you should consider taking evasive action, well I would

Na my tin hat as saved me time and time again except under the bedclothes. That is where the real fight for bed sheets starts, or just a snoring war breaks out. I then produce my secret weapon and gas her into submission

Yes that is one way I quite like John Cleese's method of bashing it with a branch of some handy tree

Did you know you can always tell, if a woman is wearing tights, when they pass wind.

Their ankles swell up

Mine is made of titanium steel with an inner lead lining, heavy but does the job, don't go anywhere without it these days

Hello peeps
Have just about recovered from the wedding yesterday,OMG it was amazing.Castle Leslie is stunning,really enjoyed the time with hubby too,was lovelyPaid for a room to house our suitcase cause we didn't sleep in itPartied all night,was brill
So how is everyone?Weather is gorgeous isn't itLeah just made me a cuppa so I'll have a wee relax and read through

Lol....I am o.k at breaking into vehicles and hot wiring but beings as ey had my mums name and card details...plus CCTV at b&q.....not fan, especially beings as I stick out like a sore thumb lol. For anyone interested, you can now rent vehicles with only a pin code to access...there is a touch pad on the screen, they text you a number, you enter it and open the van and get the keys...input the code again and start the van and off you go! Did my head in lol
Ewwwwwww Tumbleweed, ladies don't pass wind lol
Iam a lovely missus...never given any of my fellas a hard time...hmmmm perhaps this is where I went wrong lol!!!!
Resorted to booze and painkillers for some sleep tonight...hopefully, mum is on about taking me to the Dr to get me sorted with sleeping pills!!! I don't think so.

I agree, they don't work, not the ones you buy over the counter and anything else is bound to contain some pretty toxic stuff. A hot tody and a pain killer should do the trick

Talking of which it's time for my bed so wish you all goodnight, see you tomorrow

Ah GRIFF,are you not sleeping well?Try eating a banana before you go to bedI fall asleep the second my head hits the pillow,have a coffee before I go to bed....love my sleep

Night HARVEY xx