Latest one I can think of, was shopping in ASDA with my mum a few weeks back and had on a white skirt and whilst sat in the car the lining had ridden up and you could see through my skirt and see my knickers. So this lady stops me in the middle of the freezer isle to tell me and I was a bit confused at first as to what she was trying to tell me (doesn't take much!) and my mum, clearly thinking I was still 4 years old, sticks her hand up my skirts and starts pulling the lining down, oh my word, i'd rather the world saw my knickers through my white skirt!

Well i've had loads, but can think of a couple that stay with me

One was years back when you could smoke just about anywhere, well I was in Birmingham City Centre, with my sister, being the worst shopper of clothes she went everywhere looking for just the right blouse. We finally ended up back to the first shop we'd visited, well one moment she was standing by me then she must of moved, because after struggling to find my fag packet I found myself hitting some guys arm saying ''do you want one or not...........then a Oh! sorry I thought you were my sister, but when I looked at what he was looking at....I had a packet of tampax in my hand

Another was when I was with my Mom, she saw the bus (on our way home) and she shouts....quick run....the bus is coming.....just then she caught her shopping bag on something, it spun her round like a spinning top, but from where I was standing ...her glasses went one way and her bottom false teeth went the other, as she was on her knees, she muttering Oh! hope I haven't broken my teeth, where's my glasses....

Well I laugh that much I stood and wet myself.....last laugh on me, I had to catch the bus with soaked jeans on.

And the third when i had my 21st Birthday party (AND I DO NOT REMEMBER DOING THIS FOLKS) my cousin and I got so drunk (well so did most of them that came) but we stripped off and danced in the fountain near broad street, I WAS TOLD...that I grabbed the nice policeman who came to get us out, took off his hat and placed it over a boob and dared him to come in and get it.

We were fined in court the next day.....both me and my cousin.

i remember the fountain one