Oh what do we do

Do I know

And do you

In order to meet

The condition

Today

So look Malka look

What the Boss Man

Did say


I've found it

I've found it

Oh hip hip hooray

This is another

Happy day

I found what

The Boss Man

He did say!


And now it is

The very time

That I have got to

Find a rhyme

To tell you all

To post today

Because it is

A BONUS day!


Oh dearie me

Think I forgot

Must really be

Losing

The total plot


Oh yes for a number

You must say

On a thread

Wot was written

Yesterday


You can say what you want

And if you meet the way

The condition does ask

This is your

BONUS day!

Did you remember

To look and see

What the Bonus

Condition be?


Well just in case

You answer nay

I'll tell you what

It is today


Put up a piccie

Or chat about one

On the photo section

And you'll be done


Because my friends

The Boss Man did say

That's what to do

On this BONUS day!

Did you remember

Did you forget

What to do

Your number

To get?


I'll give you a hint

And point you instead

To post today

On the Daily Thread


Then can sing

And dance and play

'cos it's another

BONUS day!

If you see someone

Ask a question

You think you can answer

Here's a suggestion


It could be Behaviour

Diet or Health

Post your advice

Your knowledge is wealth


To someone who asks

Because they do not know

So if you do then

Please tell them so


And if you do

Then you can say

You've qualified

For this BONUS day!

When you see

Somebody new

Why not say

Hello, how're you


Tell us about

The dogs of yours

And how they like

To pass their hours


We'd love to see

Their photos too

So come on folks

Say howdee doo


Then you can get

On this Wednesday

Your number on

This BONUS day!

Sometimes it's easy

Sometimes it's not

Sometimes I've remembered

Sometimes I've forgot


What I thought of

When

I was busy

Then


Out of my mind

It's flown

Away

Oh woe is me

Unhappy

Day


But this time I've remembered

And know it's today

You post on the Forum for

This BONUS day!

What you have to do today

Is easy so The Boss Man say

Just post on a thread

That's what he said


That was started some time

In the last 24 hours

But that could be a problem

Of yours, mine and ours


But when did the 24 hours begin

When the automatic condition

At midnight kicked in

Well that's my suspicion


So I guess for a number

You must post and say

Something on a thread

Started yesterday


And if you do what

The condition does ask

Then go get your number

You've fulfilled the task


Because it's another

On this happy Friday

That we know that it's

A new BONUS day!

Monday's bumps

Are fairly easy

Only once a week

You know


And Bonus ones

Were not so bad

Just five a month

There were

To go


But August oh

Now every day

A different rhyme

My thoughts to play


An auto pick

At midnight now

Not known 'till morn

Oh dear, oh wow


What can I say

That's new today

To tell to you

What you must do


Well post on any

Off-topic thread

'cos that is what

The Boss Man said


Then you have done

What needs today

Which is another

BONUS day!

Another day

Another rhyme

Where do we have to

Post this time


In order to meet

The condition set

Now let me think

Until I get


Thoughts and ideas

And my head in gear

So I can remember

Why I'm here


Oh yes, I know

It's come to me

Today on the Forum

It's where we should be


Wherever you like

To post today

Because it's another

BONUS day!

If you read

Yesterday's thread

You'll know what

You had to do


In order to fulfill

The auto condition

And get your number

For the competition


Well guess what

You have to do today

Same as yesterday

Hip hip hooray!


So post away

On the Forum today

Anywhere you want

This BONUS day!