Unless you call a GSD an Alsatian of course...

Does it matter?

A cocker spaniel x poodle, is exactly that..it is not a cockerpoo...(tho I cant wait for the 1st Bull dog x shihtzu)

Heavens forfend man! surely not! Lets not get crazy here!

also

"you're all wonderful, extremely knowledgeable, morally superior dog owners"

why thank you

You're a lovely person yourself for bravely sticking up for the sensibilities of 'the common man'

Who I'm sure having waded their way here through the tides of condescension, will realise we are in fact all actually really quite nice people who just like to poke fun at ourselves and our dogs once in a while..

I believe I posted a thread about 'portmanteau names' as well...

http://www.dogsey.com/showthread.php...ht=portmanteau

Its all part of that sense of humour of mine... sorry... See disclaimer below (now my permanent signature)

Can we wander in an orderly fashion back to the topic?
Hijacking is a bit... dull.

In view of my recent acquisition I would like now to put an entry for the Doberman Cross.
Because I now is a hexpert on it.

DOBERMAN X
please note these is always blokes cos there is no Doberwomen is there.
These is like Speshul Dobermen. Like X Men.
They is well batty (no offence meant to any persons with the alternative lifestyle)
I mean they is loonies. (No offence meant to anyone who is a bit medicated like).
I mean they is daft as brushes (no offence intended to domestic implements or to foxes end bits)
But they is a right larf especially when they do the Zebedee thing and boinnnnnnng up an down screamin look there`s a Cat!!!! or a Dog!!!!!!! or a bit ov Paper blowin about!!!!!!!!!!!
They are right good at runnin. Runnin is probly what they do best. And nickin food. And then lookin innocent.
They is handsome beggars (no offence meant to the tin cup brigade) and they is a bit rare - can`t think why....

Raw feeding.

If you have a dog you should know that they are very close to a wolf, a top tip is to feed them like one.

Now as everybody knows wolves eat buffalo and deer, so of course all raw feeders regularly go out with their pack of wolves, er I mean dogs, and hunt down large prey animals, (be sure to lead the hunt always staying in front of your dogs at all times to maintain your position as the pack leader - you may need to put in some gym time to be able to run this fast).

Upon returning to your home with - in front of- your pack, be sure to claim the animal carcass and eat the best parts before allowing the rest of your pack to eat the remaining deer, rabbit, boar, local cat or whatever wild animal you managed to catch.

Raw fed dogs have now tasted blood and so of course special care must now be taken as they are now terrifying aggressive killers which will turn on and eat you at the first sign of weakness.

3 years and 24 pages before there is a complaint is good going though.
I think maybe all us oldies have a similar sense of humour, we don't take life or ourselves too seriously

Who you calling old? :P

Fight! Fight! Fight!
I reckon these two have bin eatin raw meat......

ps.
Dere Miz Thickipedia
My dog et a burger wot was in the road. Is this scavengin? Do I need to beware that he will turn into wolf?

Teehehehe, you and me Taz.
C&D are you sure it wasn't road kill?