They are our teacher

Be always ready for fun
If you want something look deep in the persons eyes, if that dosent work nip their nose, paw the laptop and yip in their ear
Leave balls at the top of the stairs

Ha ha!! I've just had a vision of us humans greeting each other like that!!!

I don't think I want to learn that

Hubby already does that

Mo would teach us, "If you want to go back to bed, then go and sleep until teatime"

I think Oscar's favourites would be:

1) How to leave your toys (especially bones with nice sharp edges) where someone will stand on them then smirk as they yell loudly!
2) How to empty out all your possessions (ie all the toys from the toy box) and scatter them, then watch mum put them back for you and then empty them all out again and so on!

Those seem to be his favourite things. Those and finding nice warm spots on the bed to spend the night (and day) sleeping next to the humans (and shoving them out) and stealing room on the sofa to stretch out and sleep.

It's a dogs life!

Superb, she is such a Springer ;o) Love it xx

how to have a wee out doors with the world and his dog watching and not care
(i'll leave out the image for a number 2)

1. If you stare at the biscuit jar for long enough, your human will eventually open it and give you one.

2. If there's sun on the carpet, lie in that lovely warm spot and follow it when it moves.

3. If your human has put nice clean covers on their bed, make sure you cover it with hair as soon as possible.

4. When there's roast chicken for dinner, pace around in the kitchen at dishing-up time, until you get a bit!

5. When you tummy decides to release foul wind, and your humans exclaim in disgust, raise your head and put on your best "What?" look.

How to itch that spot on your back that you can never quite reach!

Patience
Patience
Patience


How to be a complete loon especially when your owner is settling down to watch the telly, esp Corrie

To be always on the alert for strangers, noises, shadows, alien invasions and to bark repeatedly at said noise, shadow, stranger or Alien invasion

To live life at 150 mph

To come and put your head on lap and use those big brown eyes to your advantage.

to love unconditionallly
to protect
to be loyal
to be always there

xxxx