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Setters - Come in a variety of colours and styles, red ones are called 'Irish' for their ginger hair while the freckly tubbier ones are called 'English' and the Black and Tan ones 'Gordon'. Other Setter types are available. These attractive noble dogs pose and walk calmly by your side at all times, they require no training and look fabulous in the back of a 4x4. Bigger than a Springer or cocker for better window display or for lager 4x4s or Hummers. They have the same self cleaning coat of the Springer and otherwise share all their characteristics.

I know, this would all be so much funnier if it wasn't so true. These imaginary breed descriptions that people seem to have in their heads are the reason so many dogs end up in shelters or worse every year

Leonberger also known as a GSD cross. It cannot be understood why they grow so huge. They moult twice a year only.They are also known as gentle giants that are always calm and will never cause any damage to your home.They will eat any dog smaller than themselves and attack any person who doesnt cross the road.


This will help any 'Dummie' looking for a puppy

Boxers
The clowns of the dog world. They are known for being completely off-the-wall and will eat any small dog or child that happens to be passing. They are completely untrainable and stupid.
They come in a range of colours - white is very rare and expensive and you should look at paying twice as much for one. Beware of Boxers with tails, they are obviously crossbreeds with no pedigree

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of course rescues
come with lots of baggage, agressive and untrainable with lots of health issues. damaged goods

crossbreeds
totaly healthy, no known problems, no training or grooming required and come in a range of sizes to suit from handbag to pony. expect to pay lots and lots cos they are more than one pedigree and come with an amazing name

this thread is fantastically funny and scarily true to comments made in passing !!!

Rottweiler

known to snap/go mental for no apparent reason between 18 months and 3 years old, normaly the person on the end of the lead/and/or the frist passing person will be hospitalised apon snap

Unfortunately it's their innate demonic baby eating natures. It's a wonder how you cope really... Must have sturdy chains and out door kennels.