If you go to the Index

And look at the sections

You'll see that there are

A lot of selections


Scroll down a bit

'till you see where is wrote

That these are "YOUR sections!"

Look at them and then take note


That by posting on one

Anyone will do

You can get your new number

Hooray for you!


'Cos yet again

On this Friday

It is another

BONUS day!

I'm glad you like them

I do try

But sometimes wonder

Why oh why


Did I offer

Or volunteered?

Bit late now

I've done the deed!

Oh dear, oh dear

Oh woe is me

How do I find

A suitable ditty


To tell you all

What you must do

To get your number

'cos it's true


I cannot think

Of just one rhyme

Describing the condition

At this time


Now think more Malka

Get that brain cell working

To tell all Dogsey

Not to be shirking


Ah yes, I think that

I should say

Post on a thread

From yesterday!


And when you've done

You can say Hooray

I've met the condition

For this BONUS day!

Today you ought

To say Hello

To everybody

You might know


And even if

You might be new

It's always nice

To say Howdy do


Some folk they post

Just once to say

Hello good morning

Have a good day


Other people

Chitter chatter

Morning, noon

And evening too

'cos they love to have a natter

Telling all what they will do


And if you post on

The Daily thread today

You get your number

On this BONUS day!

But did you post

On the Daily Thread

'cos that is what

The Boss man said


Is the Bonus rule

For this Tuesday

To make it to

A BONUS day!

Lots of sections

For you today

To post on so you

Can have your say


In the General Chat section

The one about dogs

So don't go posting

About your clogs


Unless of course

Your dog did eat'em

Serves you right

You should have fed'em


[I bet someone thought

I would have said

You should have beaten

them instead!]


So post away

For your number today

Because it's another

BONUS day!

What is "Off-Topic"

Here on Dogsey

Well if I understand it

Then I think

You will see


Go to the Index

Scroll down

'till you see

The section marked

"YOUR sections!"

They're Off-Topic

So easy!


There are lots and lots

Of them

So just post away

Because it's another

BONUS day!

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Thank you