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Dog Quotes
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
-Anonymous
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
-Maeterlinck
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A.
"I've seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-John Steinbeck
"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
-Bonnie Schacter
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."
-Louis Sabin
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
-Dave Barry
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends."
-Alexander Pope
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves."
-August Strindberg
"The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals."
-James Thurber
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement"
-Snoopy
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
-Helen Thomson