OH NO!!!! My poor Ollie lives in a city!!!!!!!! And I don't even own the house we live in much less any land, nor do we have any car much less a land rover!!!!!

Wait he loves to go walking in the town centre of Derby and has never shown any confusion of doing so, and he seems to think the local park is a great place to get his exercise or going for walks along the river. And he is really great at hunting his ball.

Dear Thikipedia, I am confused, I read this description of the Dobermann X and it seems to describe my "pedigree" Dobermann completely... Have I been hoodwinked into thinking my dobermann is really one of those rare dobermann x's?

Kerry Blue terriers-also known as Poodles/Schnauzers/Labradoodles/Scotties

No moulting and no grooming needed either!

Can never be let off the lead as will fight with everything on four legs

Stubborn as are all terriers

Instant babe magnet if you are walking down your local high street with one

Dobermans come in only one colour, black and tan, some have pointy ears, mostly in america. All other colours of doberman and the ones with full tails and floppy ears is probably crosses even if they have papers to say otherwise...

So yes, you have been hoodwinked. Yours is one fo them doberman Xs

Fantastice thread, and thank you Thickipedia for the very useful info on the different breeds. Maybe this could be added:

Tibetan Terrier A smaller version of an Old English Sheep Dog or Bearded Collie. Come with a choice of coats which fully develop around 18 months: long and flowing which takes a little grooming, or the matted coat which takes no grooming at all. Friendly dog who will give an audible warning when visitors arrive at your monastery.

I heard they was descended from lamas. So does they spit?

Have no fear. It clearly states the X is as in X Men. Your dobermann is both pedigree and speshul, which makes it ultra rare.

Thikipedia is far more than just breed advice now. I am so proud of it, from a tiny acorn this mighty oak tree of knowledge has grown, by keeping an open writing policy and allowing contributers to change the submissions I think we are creating a new and exciting enthikopeadia for the modern age.

I was told that by two breederss, at Crufts

Thought I'd add this one ..... Tibetan Spaniel:

Prospective owners are required to undergo a series of rigorous tests before being accepted as suitable owners of this unique and rare breed ....

Must be fluent in the Tibbie language and have an indepth understanding of the workings of the Tibbie mind - a degree is preferred

Have advanced negotiating skills. Preference will be given to members of the diplomatic service or MI6.

Undergo a means test to determine whether HRH will enjoy the luxury to which he/she considers his/her right by birth..... a live in chef, fulltime personal assistant and resident yak are essential as are plush sofas and cushions.

If necessary prospective owners will be required to trade in their car for a Popemobile in order for sir/madam to be seen in all their splendour whilst travelling.

Should all these pre-requisites be met you will then be asked to sign a contract to love and obey this tiny tyrant and to accept without question that he/she always knows best and his/her decision on whatever subject is FINAL!