Bloody iggnorrant bin men And escaping dogs
Oh I was so furious this morning,
Due to easter hols our bin men decided to come a day early
,Usually they come on the Wedensday after easter, But no they thought they would be smart @'rses and come this morning
, So at 7.30 DK was running the gauntlet up the street yelling after the blighters ,In my pjs and spotty dressing gown, With the hair like a mad wifes bush
, Finally they stop and say we aint liften your bin as it was not on the kerb to be emptied when we arrived
Well that was enough for me to start a morning rant,
I said well excuse me but you are infact a day early ,And a whole hour before your usuall time , Also my elderly neighbour had tried to catch them he had just parked his bin by the kirb when they waved at him and drove straight by,
So he started a rant at them as well ,And they said it was not there when we were emptying them so we are not emptying it, So to this I replied fine ill just tip it on street then shall I , And they stuck two fingers up at me
, And went to get back in the cart , So I said fine mate have it your way, Ill call your office and tell them your refusing to do the job you get paid for, I left my bin and my neighbours bin sitting in the middle of the road and proceded to walk back towards my house to make the call , When one of them said fine woman well empty the dam thing, God are you haven a P,M,T moment
, I just stopped in my tracks and looked at him and said you think this is P,M,T
you should see when I have P,M,T pal , Well my neighbour was in fits of laughter
, Then as im bringing both freshly emptied bins back
,I realised I had not properly clodsed my back gate
, In my hurry to catch the bin cart , I then proceeded to spend the next hour chasing my two loony dogs around the field at the front of our houses
, And was getting wolf whistles gallore from the workers going to work
,. In the end I just said to Beau an Skye fine stay there and play, Im going home they were behind me like a shot,
Why I never thought of doing this before hand ,I should have realised as soon as I stop chasing them and walked away they would follow me , Just another fun packed mad dash for a daft Irish women in her pjs
xxdk