Two women...

walking home after a night out find themselves needing to have a wee, desperately.
The only dark, quiet place to go is the graveyard, so the graveyard it has to be.
They both crouch down and spend a penny then look for something with which to wipe themselves.
The first can't find anything so takes off her knickers and uses those, then chucks them away.
The second, reaches out in the dark to find a wreath on one of the graves, in desperation she uses this, then quickly pulls up her knickers.

The next morning their husbands are in the pub.
1st hubby : I'm a bit worried about what my wife got up to last night.
2nd hubby : Why's that?
1st hubby : Because she staggered home with no knickers on.
2nd hubby : That's nothing. Mine came home with her knickers, but tucked inside was a card that read "Always in our thoughts, we will all miss you, All the boys at the firestation".

Waaaaaaah :smt005

I bow to your sense of humour.