Joke

A man's sitting outside a bar enjoying a quiet drink when a nun starts lecturing him on the evils of alcohol.

'How do you know it's evil?' asks the man. 'Have u tasted it?'

'Of course not!' answers the nun.

'Then let me buy u a drink and afterwards, if u still believe it's evil, I promise never to touch another drop.'

'But I can't be seen to be drinking!' says the nun.

'Right, well, I'll get the bartender to put it in a teacup for u.'

The man goes inside and asks for a beer and a vodka. 'And would u mind putting the vodka in a teacup?'

'Oh no' saus the bartender. 'It's not that nun again, is it?'

he he he he he

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