Ladies T-Shirts! whats on them!

WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS OBSERVED AT THE BEACH

1. I CHILD PROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

2. On the front (60 IS NOT OLD. On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.

4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING
LOT.

5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.

7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

8. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM
YOUR CAR.

9. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

10. KEEP STARING....I MAY DO A TRICK.

11. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

12. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

13. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

14. EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE," I WASH MY MOUTH
OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.

15. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.


16. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH

what about the men`s t shirts ? very good never really looked at them that close

Pmsl this is my fav

Mine have got to be i'm still hot just comes in flashes and My mind works like lightning one brilliant flash and its gone.They are very good and amusing.

One I saw said "Look but don't touch"

Ian

A T-shirt I saw today was. 'I'm still a virgin' and on the back it said 'this is a very very old t-shirt'

I've got one that says Please God if you can't make me skinny, make all of my friends fat LOL

i had one saying i used to be snow white but i drifted and still have one sayin (with a bear flashing its backside) DO NOT IRON THIS IS ONE CREASE I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP