It's wainin

It's wainin guys. I don wike wain. Mama makes me go out and go pee pee an I do it but don wike it mush. But now I ges to pawlay inside wid my mama an see gibs me wots ob tweets fo sittin on my spot an pawlayin wid me toys. I wather be outside pawlayin in da grass but fo now I wikes inside too so long as der is tweets.....

Den wen I'ms done I ges to rest on my cool spot fo da afernoon.