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Location: Orkney Islands, Scotland
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 4,963
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Snorri's Ten Commandments
1. Thou shalt not assault the postman
2. Thou shalt not rearrange the soft furnishings
3. Thou shalt not dig in the duvet
4. Thou shalt not wipe thy chops on the carpet
5. Thou shalt not beat up thy brother
6. Thou shalt not slam the door in thy brother's face
7. Thou shalt not push thy brother into the ditch
8. Thou shalt not boil thy brains in front of the fire, nor insert thy tail therein
9. Thou shalt not bark every time the phone rings
10. Thou shalt not dry thy tongue on trousers
Snorri