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28-08-2006, 11:08 AM
The portrait
A lady decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she relied. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewellery!"
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28-08-2006, 03:01 PM
Originally Posted by trikeschick
A lady decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she relied. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewellery!"
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